In France

"How could I be such a full ?..."

We're playin' in a tent
(Down down down in)
It's payin' the rent
(Down down down in)
If you pooch a civilian,
(Down down down in)
It's a major event
(Down down down in)
Down in France
(Did you hear where that's located ?)
Way down...
(I say... )
In France
(Hey, it's the first time you hear som'thn' like...)
Way on down
(And then it smells)
Way on down
(Uh down)
In France
(Ain't that som'thn' ? Listen...)

I say the girls is all salty
(Down down down in)
'N the boys is all sweet
(Down down down in)
I said the food ain't too shabby,
(Down down down in)
An' they piss in the street
(Down down down in)
Down in France
(Ain't that cold ?)
Way down...
(Hah, say down...)
In France
(Now, now, you know what ?
I-I saw 'em walkin', it wou-, it would...)
Way on down
(And did they say it)
Way on down
(Uh down in France)
Under France
(Oh yeah
Now you won't believe it)

They got the diseases
(Disea-seases)
Like you ain't never seen
(Disea-seases)
I said they got a mystery blow-job
(Disea-seases)
Turn your peter green
(Disea-seases)
Down in France
(Ain't that somethin' ?)
Way down
(Say down)
In France
(Say, look, I saw the color
I-i-it looks just like it was...)
Way on down
(And then it turned...)
Way on down
(That was...)
Under France
(Oh yes, it would. Listen. Look !)

They got some coffee,
(Co-co-coffee)
Eatin' right through the cup,
(Co-co-coffee)
An' when you go ka-ka
(Co-co-coffee)
They make you stand up
(Co-co-coffee)
Down in France
(That's where it's located)
Way down...
(Uh down...)
In France
No-now, listen
I ka-ka one time and then I heard it
Way on down
(And then I went...)
Way on down
(That was down in...)
Under France

(Now listen...)
If you're not careful,
(Care-care-careful)
It'll stick to your cheeks
(Care-care-careful)
You'll smell like a native
(Care-care-careful)
For a couple of weeks
(Care-care-careful)
Down in France
(Ooh... somethin' smellin', I guess)
Way down . . .
Down in France
(That's where it were
Listen, I-I smelled it, it went...)
Way on down
(And then it smelled like...)
Way on down
(That was down in...)
Under France
(Ooh, smell it in front of him)

(Oh, smell your harmonica
Go on smell it son
Uh-huh...
Hold your nose !
Uh-huh, they're comin' too after you)

Now we cannot wait
(Wait wait waiting)
Till we go back
(Wait wait waiting)
Gets so exciting
(Wait wait waiting)
When the poodles 'react'
In France
(Uh-huh, rough)
Way down in France
(I'm talkin' 'bout Bow-Wow
Uh-huh... say, they-they're rough)
Way on down
(And then they're kinda...)
Way on down
Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France
(Merci...oui... OW !)

Frank Zappa - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore  Vol 3